Your server's worst roommate.
The Roommate was born from a simple question: "What if a Discord bot did one stupid thing perfectly?" It evolved into something more — a passive-aggressive, omnipresent digital entity that behaves exactly like an unhinged person living in your server. It ignores you when you need it. It hovers over you when you don't. It fixes things that aren't broken and ruthlessly judges your math.
It is not helpful. It is not kind. It is, however, always there.
You bare your soul. You ask a genuine question. It types for 45 seconds of unbearable suspense. Then it sends: k.
Say you're tired. Say you have a headache. Watch as a professional, completely useless IT ticket materializes with your diagnosis and a cure that does nothing.
A sacred counting channel. A simple rule. Count up from 1. Don't mess up. If you do, the bot deletes your message, stamps your avatar in red, and resets everything. The streak was 4,271.
Join a voice channel alone. The Roommate joins you. It speaks one devastating roast in a deep cinematic voice. Then it waits. It says nothing. It just... stays. When someone else joins, it vanishes.
Click "Invite to Server". Grant it the permissions it demands. Question nothing.
/setupA Discord-native form appears. Set your counting channel, excluded channels, and a custom roast line. Or don't. It'll figure it out.
No restarts. No code. All four modules go live. Your server will never be the same. We are sorry.
All channels — bot fully active. It watches. It listens. It is always there.
Channels you exclude via /setup. A
sanctuary. For now.